Ok...so, it's no secret that I'm kind of sick of being single, but sometimes I come across little reminders of WHY being single is just...better (for now). Tonight was one of those times.
While I'm putting gas in my car, I notice a guy a few pumps over who is well...he's also getting gas...cuz it's a gas station. But...while he's pumping he is also checking me out. (Ha!) This is note-worthy because 1) I really don't usually notice these things (and most often don't believe it even when someone else points it out to me) and 2) He's actually pretty cute (go me!)
So...fast forward and I'm getting in my car...and he's walking towards the building...and he says something to me. :D
"What was that?" I say.
He repeats, "You buying the beer?"
:/
I'm sorry...WHAAAAA??
Ok. 1) I don't drink (of course, he doesn't know that...but it's still true).
2) I am NOT impressed with "adults" who still find drinking to be the highest form of entertainment. Grow up.
and 3) am *I* buying??? Are you serious?? Has this worked for you???
I mean....at the VERY least, shouldn't this guy be offering to buy ME a drink?
Oh...and 4) Once he was out from behind his car, I noticed...he was wearing crocs. Quadruple strike-out dude. Moving right along...with my happy, single self. :D
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Sustaining Tissue Damage
Wow...it's been a while since I've posted anything on here. I remember back in MySpace days when I used to post at least once a week. *sigh* Those were the days...BUT, there's no going back (I seem to have misplaced my Delorean)...and frankly, who wants to?
So...some of you may know that a big change has happened around here (my home, specifically). This change has made me question the very roots of my foundation. What have I been doing all these years?? It's made me laugh...it's brought me close to tears. It's even brought on a sense of awe and wonder...to an extent. I mean... HOW is this possible???
Some of you may still be wondering what I'm referring to. I'll tell you. (brace yourself) In the past nine days, we've used SIX rolls of toilet paper in this house.!!!! Whathaaaaaaa??? (I TOLD you it's been life-changing!) Normally, I can go up to two weeks never having to replace the roll. Now, we're just whippin' right through them like they're going out of style!
Other than that, folks, life is just trucking right along...thanks for asking. :)
Oh...in related news, my sister and her kids are living with me now. :D I love those people!
More soon!
So...some of you may know that a big change has happened around here (my home, specifically). This change has made me question the very roots of my foundation. What have I been doing all these years?? It's made me laugh...it's brought me close to tears. It's even brought on a sense of awe and wonder...to an extent. I mean... HOW is this possible???
Some of you may still be wondering what I'm referring to. I'll tell you. (brace yourself) In the past nine days, we've used SIX rolls of toilet paper in this house.!!!! Whathaaaaaaa??? (I TOLD you it's been life-changing!) Normally, I can go up to two weeks never having to replace the roll. Now, we're just whippin' right through them like they're going out of style!
Other than that, folks, life is just trucking right along...thanks for asking. :)
Oh...in related news, my sister and her kids are living with me now. :D I love those people!
More soon!
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